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A shipping container full of these bok choy statuettes was all that was salvaged from the sinking of the Lucky Free cargo ship during a freak typhoon. The ship’s owner claimed an insurance windfall, and the container eventually made it to port, where it was loaded on a truck. The truck’s driver was distracted by his discovery of a winning coffee cup promotional peel-off, causing an eight-car pileup on the freeway. Miraculously, no one was injured because the other seven vehicles were armored cars transporting a combined $18 million dollars, which were blown across several square miles by an unexpected windstorm.

The Istanbul Express, a specialty among the less reputable taverns along the Bosporus, is a series of demitasse cups filled with progressively more potent mixtures of raki, vodka, and, in the last cup, a float of butyllithium, which ignites upon contact with the air. Don’t try this one at home.

No one could resist the intoxicating scent and succulent flavor of the candied orange rinds Mrs Quinzell put out in the candy dish. It was so difficult to find food for her giant Dionaea muscipula "she called it Barnaby" without such an enticement.

They were called Cloud Gaze and Breeze Dancer, and Larry had always hoped they would fly him out of here. But Lucy deserved them more, he thought. The orderlies restraining him stared up in disbelief as she dipped them through the air, tentatively at first, then gracefully, and took to the sky. They suited her.

It's almost exactly 4000 miles from Albuquerque, New Mexico to Fairbanks, Alaska, which ended up being 3,900 miles longer than the Bunvitch family needed to figure out that dad's "history of gold mining" road trip was his worst idea ever.