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Author: thecabinetlv.

As the old man and woman watched the sun sinking behind the mountains, they knew their life together was coming to a close. The god Yue Lao was so touched by their lifelong devotion, he transformed them into a pair of magical cranes so they could spend eternity together. Eternity. Itย’s a long time. Maybe they were ready to meet other people in the afterlife. Just saying, he could have asked.

The new Principal of Helen W. Boorsmyth Reformatory School for Girls thought the horse statue was a nice gesture of goodwill from the president of the student council, until hundreds of fire ants began crawling out of a hole in its bottom while she ate lunch.