Julietta was happy to take home the monkey her father won from the carnival ball-and-pins game. Leroy was not as happy when he realized he neglected to switch it with a monkey that wasn’t hiding the stolen diamonds.

The new Principal of Helen W. Boorsmyth Reformatory School for Girls thought the horse statue was a nice gesture of goodwill from the president of the student council, until hundreds of fire ants began crawling out of a hole in its bottom while she ate lunch.

Viscount Verdegris. In the greenhouse. With these.