Hank Hurley ran the incinerator at the Biloxi County crematorium. He was never known for his attention to detail, so it was little wonder that the remains of customers loved ones were not always, shall we say, entirely unadulterated. The urn for Mary Fennemans dearly departed husband, for instance contained roughly 67% Archie, 16% leftovers of Douglas Wicker, 7% tree stumps Hank burned as a side hustle, 2% Twinkie wrappers, and one unfortunate family of opossums that had taken up residence in the furnace while Hank was on a fishing trip over the last long weekend.
