Its a key bowl, dad! Like to keep your keys in! I made it for you in pottery class! Morys, one of Zeus lesser-known sons, tried hard but everyone knew he wasnt cut out for greatness. Hercules and Perseus steered clear, trying to avoid mediocrity by association, and Ares, who couldnt stand his utterly mortal stench, was constantly hazing him. But he had heart, and Zeus appreciated that. As Lord of the Heavens and Tamer of Lightning, he obviously didnt have any keys to put in it, but it was great for storing all the Golden Fleece and evil lion heads and whatnot his other sons brought him.